We’re hiring therapists for brands
Scot.com is having a full-blown existential crisis.
Who are we? Why are we? Are we just a dot com with delusions of purpose? Help Scot figure it out. Adjust the crisis, console us with wisdom, or just vibe with the orb.
Crisis Meter
Slide to set how dramatic Scot.com should be right now. We’ll match the vibe.
Join the quest
Drop your email to get the moment we figure out what Scot.com actually is.
What is Scot?
A website. A feeling. A mirror. When brands get self-aware, they come to Scot.com to sit in the uncertainty and glow a little.
Why the crisis?
Because meaning isn’t shipped in v1. It’s negotiated. We iterate on identity the way you iterate on features.
What do I do?
Play with the meter. Read the manifesto. Add your email. If you’re a human having a day, you’re already qualified.
The Scot.com Manifesto
- • We believe meaning is a feature flag. You toggle it on together.
- • We ship doubt with confidence. Both can be true.
- • We measure vibes per second (VPS) as a core KPI.
- • We would like to speak to whoever invented “About” pages.
- • We glow in the dark because we contain multitudes and gradients.
Questions you didn’t ask
Still here?
If you read this far, you’re basically on the team. Scot.com appreciates your perseverance.